Thursday, May 27, 2010

La Noria, Angkor, Cambodia

The hotel website looks all modern French bungalow, but it's a lie! The shower mysteriously comes with "antique Cambodian cisterns of water for your use," but it's just a breeding ground for mosquitoes. Too freaked out by plague-carrying mosquitoes to shower at all.

Seriously, there's dengue and malaria here. Dengue's called breakbone fever the first time you get it, and the second time your veins start leaking and you die.

The only thing to do is to spray the rock-hard bed with OFF and cower until morning, then switch hotels immediately.

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